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sofapizza:

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"

sofapizza:

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via lordcon1337)

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417127
Posted
17 hours ago

dewgongo:

friend:”hey, does anyone wanna finish this? i’m full.”
me:
image

(via stephannie330)

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Posted
2 days ago

queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

(Source: barfemoji, via stephannie330)

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Posted
2 days ago

themajesticalcuchurumina:

cremebuns:

i cant really even imagine having a penis because vaginas dont really stick out or anything like sometimes i even forget my genitals are there i just forget but like a penis seems so?????? obstructive??? like damn aint ur penis in the way all the time????

this is pobably what guys think about breasts

(via beverlyhillsluxury)

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Posted
2 days ago

braydaaan:

vvank3rshim:

holyhotpantsbatman:

My therapist asked me to create something “motivating” so I made these.

lol.

I really love these, and I reblog them every single time. Some of you don’t realize how easy it’s to forget to do some of those stuff or how hard they can be some days.

now i feel like ive actually accomplished something today thank u ily

(via marauders-mop)

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Posted
2 days ago

guy:

mom it’s NOT porn they’re POLE DANCING ANIMALS goddamn

image

image

(Source: guy, via stephannie330)

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118909
Posted
2 days ago

captain-jack-hardness:

i hate black girls

the sentence above is racist, but if you replace black girls with white girls you get a funny 1000+ note text post instead

(Source: wickedkissah, via pokemonmasterbarbie)

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Posted
2 days ago

malapropsbookstore:

infinitywhale:

gunpowderchant:

Get your facts straight, CNN.

If you didn’t know, Stephen Colbert is a literal expert on Lord of the Rings. He went onto the sets of one of the films and managed to beat the resident lore expert in a trivia contest. Someday he will die and Death will come, and he will live forever by challenging him to a contest of LoTR trivia.

Headcanon accepted.

(via stephannie330)

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Posted
2 days ago
virused:

jake—from—statefarm:

thefourteenthdoctor:

4gifs:

A magnet falling through a copper pipe

jfc tag your science porn guys

EDDIE CURRENTSSSSS

virused:

jake—from—statefarm:

thefourteenthdoctor:

4gifs:

A magnet falling through a copper pipe

jfc tag your science porn guys

EDDIE CURRENTSSSSS

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via dumbledork713)

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Posted
2 days ago

notevenhalfwaydecent:

thewalllhaditcoming:

diverging-tobias:

deathserums:

omg i never knew that disney owns marvel what what what

disney owns everything
disney owns star wars
disney owns abc
disney owns you

dose this mean the Avengers count as disney princes?

absolutely

(via stephannie330)

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Posted
2 days ago

kateofoz:

heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

what the fuck no they dont

(via stephannie330)

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Posted
2 days ago